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lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know
What the fuck is a bae?

Seriously what the fuck is it?

tete-pownshend:

satchelsbiggestfan:

Sad but true

goddamn math is ruining our wooden children